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When I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said 'Just gimme something with diamonds.' That's why I got her a pack of cards. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane. I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. An old lady at the bank asked me if I could check her balance. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov "We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know." -W. Auden "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

If God wanted us to be thin, food wouldn't taste so good. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe.

I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.

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